Season 4 Episode 17 – The BMA’s (Bad Movie Awards)

[00:00:00] Welcome to season 4, the season of 4 seasons, Exceptionally Bad, award ceremony.

[00:00:10] As the leaves change color and fall from the trees, you know it is the end of the season of 4 seasons.

[00:00:16] And without further ado, the hosts of the Exceptionally Bad podcast.

[00:00:21] I'm Ben.

[00:00:22] I'm Brandt.

[00:00:23] I'm Brockin.

[00:00:24] I'm Nate.

[00:00:25] And I'm Dean.

[00:00:27] Buckle up for an exciting evening.

[00:00:36] For most confusing lead, the nominees are Sandra Bullock in All About Steve, Daniel Day Lewis in Stars and Bars, Harrison Ford in Cowboys & Aliens, and Stacy Keenan from Lisa.

[00:00:53] What do you guys think?

[00:00:55] What's the, I mean, why?

[00:00:58] Yeah, let's start with All About Steve.

[00:01:00] I mean Sandra Bullock's character is so obnoxious and annoying.

[00:01:05] Yes.

[00:01:06] And then there's the undertones that we should probably not be making fun of this character.

[00:01:12] Because she might be developmentally disabled.

[00:01:15] Yeah.

[00:01:16] So it's kind of like what's going on?

[00:01:19] Right.

[00:01:20] And Sandra Bullock, obviously like her.

[00:01:22] Is she just quirky or is she?

[00:01:23] Yeah, she keeps doing things where even the bus driver leaves her at the side of the road because they can't handle her anymore.

[00:01:29] Yeah.

[00:01:30] And only the friendly truck driver.

[00:01:32] Bizarre.

[00:01:34] Daniel Day Lewis in Stars and Bars.

[00:01:37] So I mean he was very unlikable but mostly yeah, I mean you just don't even know what to do.

[00:01:45] Like what are some of the things he did?

[00:01:47] He's weird choices like he's the lead but they're on a date.

[00:01:52] He's on a date with Joan Kusak and he almost gets mugged and he pushes her down into the garbage.

[00:01:59] Into the trash.

[00:02:00] And then he runs away and leaves her alone and then he comes back and explains how he had an excuse to do that.

[00:02:09] Right.

[00:02:10] And she's supposed to forgive him.

[00:02:12] And later on he, you know, we find out that he's actually sort of engaged already.

[00:02:17] Right.

[00:02:18] And we're supposed to like empathize with him that he's interested in Joan Kusak.

[00:02:21] He's really in love with her.

[00:02:23] But he's also stuck in this love triangle.

[00:02:27] And he's supposed to be caring for the teenage daughter of his fiancee.

[00:02:31] Right?

[00:02:32] Yeah, he's not likable as the lead in this.

[00:02:34] It's very bizarre.

[00:02:35] I wasn't sure what to think.

[00:02:36] I was confused.

[00:02:37] Okay.

[00:02:38] Harrison Ford is the villain lead in this.

[00:02:41] He's kind of co-lead.

[00:02:43] He started out mean like everybody was afraid of him.

[00:02:49] Right?

[00:02:50] And I think that that was great.

[00:02:51] It was fine.

[00:02:52] But by the end he's like everyone's grandpa.

[00:02:54] Yeah.

[00:02:55] His redemption arc was super weird.

[00:02:56] It just like a switch that flipped.

[00:02:59] And that poor kid who like was his actual son.

[00:03:04] Oh, yeah.

[00:03:05] Yeah.

[00:03:06] I mean not his literal son, but the one who was like that should have been his son the

[00:03:10] whole time who did all the things that his son should have done and who loved him the

[00:03:15] way that his son should have.

[00:03:17] And then they just like toss that out.

[00:03:19] And he's like, yeah, but I got my real son.

[00:03:21] Well, and Jerk everybody hates him.

[00:03:23] He's like a mentor to the last airbender too.

[00:03:26] The little kid.

[00:03:27] Yeah.

[00:03:28] Oh yeah.

[00:03:29] Like that somehow happens.

[00:03:30] It was like it turns into bizarre out of nowhere.

[00:03:34] Cause I mean he didn't like the, cause the guy who should have been his son was a Native

[00:03:41] American.

[00:03:42] Right.

[00:03:43] And that was I think what kept him from treating him like a son or whatever.

[00:03:46] Yeah.

[00:03:47] But then.

[00:03:48] Oh, you think it was a race thing?

[00:03:49] Well, I think so.

[00:03:50] And then the last airbender kid was also kind of dark skinned.

[00:03:54] Yeah.

[00:03:55] But but but he's totally fine with him.

[00:03:56] I can't remember the kid's name Noah or something.

[00:03:58] Yeah.

[00:03:59] But like, yeah.

[00:04:00] So it was just, it was confusing and it was very dissatisfying.

[00:04:03] Let's be honest.

[00:04:04] He didn't expect the little kid to survive.

[00:04:06] So he's like, I'll shower you with whatever you take this knife.

[00:04:09] I'll just get it back later.

[00:04:11] Off your dead body.

[00:04:13] Yeah.

[00:04:14] And then Stacey Keenan, the lead in Lisa.

[00:04:21] Yeah.

[00:04:22] She's a stalker.

[00:04:24] Yeah.

[00:04:25] We thought she was the villain for like half the movie.

[00:04:27] I think she's supposed to be like a maiden in distress.

[00:04:30] But I don't know.

[00:04:32] So if you flip the script and that's a boy doing that to women.

[00:04:37] Yeah.

[00:04:38] It's a completely different movie that's probably already been made.

[00:04:41] Yeah.

[00:04:42] What's interesting about hers is like all of the other ones, they're supposed to be,

[00:04:50] like we want them to be a likable lead.

[00:04:52] Right.

[00:04:53] The good guy.

[00:04:54] Whereas with Lisa, we wanted her to actually be the bad guy.

[00:04:59] Well, yeah.

[00:05:00] That's what we were hoping for.

[00:05:03] Except for straight up murder.

[00:05:05] Yeah.

[00:05:06] She felt creepier than the bad guy.

[00:05:08] Yeah.

[00:05:09] Is that because we're parents?

[00:05:11] Is that why we're projecting that on?

[00:05:13] Or is it just because of the way it was written?

[00:05:15] I don't know.

[00:05:16] I mean, I just remember fully expecting her to join up with that guy.

[00:05:19] Yeah.

[00:05:20] And they were just going to be Bonnie and Clyde.

[00:05:23] You know.

[00:05:24] All right.

[00:05:25] And it would have been better that way.

[00:05:29] All right.

[00:05:30] Let's vote.

[00:05:32] Okay.

[00:05:33] One, two, three.

[00:05:36] All right.

[00:05:37] It looks like the winner is Stacy Keenan from Lisa.

[00:05:52] And here's an honorary mention.

[00:05:54] Here's the what were they thinking award?

[00:05:57] And this one goes out to George Lucas for Indiana Jones and the

[00:06:02] Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

[00:06:04] Because what was he really thinking that this script or this idea

[00:06:08] of the aliens and all that would actually work?

[00:06:11] Interdimensional beings, not aliens.

[00:06:13] Sorry.

[00:06:14] It would work for the Indiana Jones universe.

[00:06:17] I mean, come on.

[00:06:18] So you guys know, I've been trying out this new drink called

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[00:06:24] And this was a little bit inspired by, by this drink I've been

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[00:06:52] And I've really liked it.

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[00:07:03] Could it have saved Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull?

[00:07:06] The question is, could Magic Mind have saved the Indiana

[00:07:12] Jones franchise and could have made it just, yeah,

[00:07:16] could have made it better than the last crusade.

[00:07:19] Made it more clear.

[00:07:20] Definitely.

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[00:07:42] Okay.

[00:07:43] So the story is best villain and the nominees are

[00:07:46] Rhinestone with the club promoter, last action hero, Benedict.

[00:07:51] Stars and bars, the entirety of the south.

[00:07:55] Beastmaster with Mayaxe.

[00:07:57] All right.

[00:07:58] What do you guys think?

[00:08:01] Well, Freddie Ugo was pretty over the top in Rhinestone.

[00:08:05] I mean, you're talking about Mr. FU.

[00:08:07] Yeah.

[00:08:08] She had FU on his.

[00:08:10] Monogrammed on his robe.

[00:08:11] Yeah.

[00:08:12] And on his door into his place.

[00:08:14] And I think everybody wore that at the club too, right?

[00:08:18] Yeah.

[00:08:19] It was his initials or something.

[00:08:20] And he did that bet with Dolly Parton to sleep with her.

[00:08:24] I mean, that was the whole point of the movie.

[00:08:26] The whole point of the whole movie.

[00:08:27] He was just so sleazy and slimy.

[00:08:29] And then the whole ending scene where he goes to her

[00:08:32] apartment and it's just, yeah, he was bad.

[00:08:35] Trying to catch him.

[00:08:36] So what an honorable mention in this category from Rhinestone

[00:08:39] that he was the hecklers at the club.

[00:08:42] Oh.

[00:08:43] In the end.

[00:08:45] Well, we kind of relate it to those.

[00:08:47] Yeah.

[00:08:48] Right?

[00:08:49] Yeah.

[00:08:50] Unless they were in on the joke and they knew what the payoff

[00:08:52] was going to be.

[00:08:53] Right.

[00:08:54] In which case, yes, they are villains.

[00:08:57] What do you guys think about Benedict?

[00:09:00] He is so great.

[00:09:01] Yeah.

[00:09:02] I mean, last action hero, I mean, he's supposed to be

[00:09:05] kind of cartoonish and very evil.

[00:09:07] And his name is Charles Dance.

[00:09:10] Yes.

[00:09:11] The actor.

[00:09:12] So isn't he also like the head of the Lannister family?

[00:09:14] Yes.

[00:09:15] He's great as that.

[00:09:16] He's just so great.

[00:09:17] He's a good villain.

[00:09:18] He's got the villain voice down.

[00:09:20] He's got that.

[00:09:21] He's got the eyeballs.

[00:09:23] The fake, the false eyes that are always bombs.

[00:09:25] Yeah.

[00:09:26] Yeah.

[00:09:27] Yeah.

[00:09:28] My problem with him is that he's such a good

[00:09:32] villain and the movie itself is kind of a,

[00:09:36] it's a satire.

[00:09:38] It's a send up.

[00:09:39] You know, it's like, it's funny, but he could be like a

[00:09:41] legit villain even though he is over, he's over the top in

[00:09:46] there a little bit, but he could just be a regular

[00:09:48] villain in a regular action movie.

[00:09:50] Yeah.

[00:09:51] Weirdly, he was the most grounded character in that

[00:09:53] entire movie.

[00:09:54] Yeah, absolutely.

[00:09:55] And I would have bought him as a true like action bad

[00:09:57] guy in any movie.

[00:09:59] And I think he would have done fantastic.

[00:10:01] I would argue that the kid, the kid's name is Danny.

[00:10:04] Yeah.

[00:10:05] He's pretty grounded because he's the only one that knows

[00:10:07] what's really going on.

[00:10:08] Right.

[00:10:09] And he acts like a regular teenager.

[00:10:10] So Benedict figures it out too.

[00:10:12] It's because he's a good villain?

[00:10:13] That's right.

[00:10:14] Any villain worth his salt will figure out he's in

[00:10:16] a movie.

[00:10:17] And the best way to win is to go kill the actor who

[00:10:20] portrays them.

[00:10:21] Is to escape the movie.

[00:10:22] Yeah.

[00:10:23] Bring back lots of villains.

[00:10:24] I mean, come on.

[00:10:25] Yeah.

[00:10:26] That's true.

[00:10:28] What about Stars and Bars?

[00:10:31] Georgia, the whole South.

[00:10:33] I would also say New York.

[00:10:35] Yeah.

[00:10:38] And I guess what was the hotel?

[00:10:40] What was the theme that was like the West?

[00:10:43] It was Native Americans.

[00:10:45] Yeah.

[00:10:46] So like Arizona.

[00:10:47] Oh yeah.

[00:10:48] No, because they were like dressed in like Civil War

[00:10:50] gear, like blue Union soldiers.

[00:10:53] Everything about that was just like so bad because

[00:10:56] there's the scantily dressed women in like kind of

[00:10:59] Native American.

[00:11:00] Yeah.

[00:11:01] Talking about the drinks flowing at the reservation.

[00:11:04] Yes.

[00:11:05] Oh man.

[00:11:06] It was like everything.

[00:11:07] The hotel was in the South.

[00:11:09] Everything about that was politically incorrect was so bad.

[00:11:12] Yeah.

[00:11:13] Or maybe.

[00:11:15] What about Mayax?

[00:11:16] Beastmaster.

[00:11:17] Mayax, he's fantastic.

[00:11:19] RipTorn is just a treasure.

[00:11:21] He throws a little kid in the fire.

[00:11:24] Yeah.

[00:11:25] He's pretty nice.

[00:11:26] He's pretty hardcore.

[00:11:27] I mean, he's just evil.

[00:11:28] Yep.

[00:11:29] And he had like really bad dental hygiene.

[00:11:31] Oh man, his teeth were so bad.

[00:11:33] Yeah.

[00:11:34] So was everyone else's.

[00:11:35] And his big nose.

[00:11:36] He had like a prosthetic on.

[00:11:39] That's right.

[00:11:40] He did have the nose in that the whole time.

[00:11:43] That's how you know someone's evil.

[00:11:44] They've got a big snuzz.

[00:11:46] It's a big snuzz.

[00:11:49] False eyes that are bombs.

[00:11:51] Yeah.

[00:11:52] Southern accent.

[00:11:53] You're describing Squidward right now.

[00:11:56] All right.

[00:11:58] Any other comments before we vote?

[00:12:01] All right, let's do our, our vote in three, two, one.

[00:12:07] Oh, that was a solid BM.

[00:12:11] And the BM goes to Mayax of Beastmaster.

[00:12:22] And the next category is most exceptionally bad parenting.

[00:12:26] And the nominees are Lisa's mom from Lisa, from the movie All About Steve, The Parents of the Death Kids,

[00:12:39] from Stars and Bars, the fiance, what's her name again?

[00:12:43] Laurie Metcalf.

[00:12:44] Laurie Metcalf.

[00:12:46] From Last Action Hero.

[00:12:49] Danny's mom.

[00:12:50] Danny's mom.

[00:12:52] And from Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, forget about whatever that's called.

[00:12:58] Well, Mutt's parents.

[00:13:00] Yeah.

[00:13:01] The Joneses.

[00:13:02] The Joneses.

[00:13:04] All right.

[00:13:05] So these are exceptionally bad parents so they didn't do a great job of being parents.

[00:13:11] And it's to the point of being exceptionally bad.

[00:13:16] So I got to throw my hat in for Lisa.

[00:13:19] Okay.

[00:13:20] At some point, like at some point, you know, like I get it was the 80s and you know,

[00:13:30] the fact that they had to have those PSAs or like, it's 10pm.

[00:13:33] Do you know where your kids are?

[00:13:35] Right.

[00:13:36] Like everybody was doing that.

[00:13:37] But if you are scouting around your daughter's room making sure she doesn't have any drugs or anything,

[00:13:42] and you come across a three inch thick binder full of voyeur shots of random people from the

[00:13:49] sheet or from street with hearts all over them.

[00:13:52] And like their phone number and license plate number and like a wedding announcement looking.

[00:13:57] Yeah.

[00:13:58] You start to question, is my daughter a secret PI or is there something seriously wrong

[00:14:03] with her?

[00:14:04] We need to get her checked.

[00:14:05] She's a blackmailer and extorter.

[00:14:08] Yeah.

[00:14:09] Yeah.

[00:14:10] Just to balance that out, I'll just play devil's advocate on that one.

[00:14:13] She I remember us relating to her as a parent a lot and one of the trials she was having with her

[00:14:19] teenager and she was a single mom.

[00:14:21] So she's doing the best she could.

[00:14:23] But I get it.

[00:14:24] She was Lisa was a mess, right?

[00:14:26] Lisa had some issues.

[00:14:28] And if she had not taken that phone, they would have been fine.

[00:14:33] That's true.

[00:14:34] That's what that was the thing.

[00:14:36] They would have been fine.

[00:14:38] And I'm like, I can't even point that out in the movie.

[00:14:40] She's like, call the cops.

[00:14:41] I can't.

[00:14:42] You took my phone.

[00:14:43] And then it was like, it's true.

[00:14:48] All right.

[00:14:49] So you got me there.

[00:14:50] I think I'm going to just stand up for Indy here.

[00:14:53] Okay.

[00:14:54] He's just following in the tradition of Henry Jones senior, who was also a bad father.

[00:14:58] It's like generational trauma.

[00:15:00] I gotta come to his defense though.

[00:15:02] He literally did not know he had a.

[00:15:04] I agree.

[00:15:05] That's what I was going to say.

[00:15:06] He was dying in quicksand.

[00:15:07] He was the obvious absent father.

[00:15:10] Yeah.

[00:15:11] Well, he was stuck in a relationship and stuck in quicksand.

[00:15:17] It's true.

[00:15:18] It's true.

[00:15:19] Let's see what about the mom in stars and bars?

[00:15:23] Yeah.

[00:15:24] So she just let Daniel Day Lewis take.

[00:15:27] She kind of makes him.

[00:15:29] She makes him take her 16 year old daughter to the south to.

[00:15:34] On his trip to art appraising trip.

[00:15:36] Yeah.

[00:15:37] Well, and she's just kind of the mom should know that this, this daughter is a little

[00:15:42] like independent and just do whatever it.

[00:15:45] And the daughter actually manipulated the mom into sending her on this trip.

[00:15:50] Yeah.

[00:15:51] It was the daughters.

[00:15:52] And then Daniel Day Lewis doesn't do anything to supervise this.

[00:15:55] This.

[00:15:56] We spend more than half the movie character at all wondering where the heck did she

[00:16:01] go and she gets a boyfriend and who knows what she.

[00:16:04] Yeah.

[00:16:05] Up to and potentially gets engaged.

[00:16:07] Yes.

[00:16:08] While people are dying in the house.

[00:16:10] Yep.

[00:16:11] It was it was just shocking.

[00:16:13] Yeah.

[00:16:14] She wasn't calling and checking in on her daughter.

[00:16:16] Yep.

[00:16:17] She didn't care for weeks on end.

[00:16:19] That's crazy.

[00:16:20] It was a wonderful.

[00:16:21] And what about those deaf children that fell in that.

[00:16:24] So far.

[00:16:25] I mean, where were the parents?

[00:16:27] There was not one.

[00:16:28] Adult around them.

[00:16:29] There wasn't a teacher.

[00:16:30] There wasn't anyone.

[00:16:31] It was a field trip.

[00:16:33] It was.

[00:16:34] It was a field trip, but I have to question.

[00:16:37] Where they drop them off in the middle of the field.

[00:16:39] I'm just starting to wonder how would they know.

[00:16:41] It's a field trip.

[00:16:42] How would they even know that they fell in the sinkhole?

[00:16:44] There was no adults around there weren't.

[00:16:46] So there were adults.

[00:16:48] They were yelling at them, but obviously they're deaf kids.

[00:16:51] Oh, they couldn't hear.

[00:16:52] They were yelling at them.

[00:16:53] They were yelling at them.

[00:16:54] They were yelling at them, but obviously they're deaf kids.

[00:16:57] Oh, they couldn't hear.

[00:16:59] But here's the thing.

[00:17:01] Stop it.

[00:17:03] Stop it right now.

[00:17:07] And that's what that's what the leaders yelled at those children.

[00:17:10] But it did not work because they were deaf.

[00:17:13] But if you are the parents of these kids, I feel like you'd want a little better

[00:17:19] supervision than to be like, yes, kids go run off towards.

[00:17:23] Yeah, the pop up circus.

[00:17:25] You know, I mean, I can't fault him for the pit because like, I mean,

[00:17:30] nobody knew that.

[00:17:32] You can only make fun because this is a really a made up movie.

[00:17:35] It's not real.

[00:17:36] Right.

[00:17:37] It's not a real thing.

[00:17:38] These characters are so ridiculous that it's just, it's just crazy.

[00:17:41] And the fact that the kids were deaf sets up one of the better punch lines

[00:17:45] and that when she's stuck down in the pit, there's still a little girl

[00:17:48] down there.

[00:17:49] And the little girl is even sounding like, man, you talk a lot.

[00:17:53] That's true.

[00:17:55] She was she was annoying.

[00:17:57] She was even the little deaf kid.

[00:18:00] All right, what about Danny's mom?

[00:18:03] What about last action hero?

[00:18:05] Tell us about Danny from last action hero.

[00:18:08] Okay.

[00:18:09] Is this a therapy session?

[00:18:13] So Danny's mom again, it's the 80s.

[00:18:16] Yeah.

[00:18:17] So, you know, okay, latch key kids leave them at home.

[00:18:20] But the neighborhood that they live in, like he's so rough.

[00:18:25] He literally opens the door.

[00:18:27] Oh, that's right.

[00:18:28] And I forgot about that.

[00:18:30] Kick in the door the moment.

[00:18:32] But it's already got that board that's like diagonal.

[00:18:36] Yeah.

[00:18:37] So you have to like wedge the door closed.

[00:18:39] Like, no, they already knew it was a rough neighborhood.

[00:18:42] It wasn't a surprise.

[00:18:43] Yeah.

[00:18:44] Yeah.

[00:18:45] Oh man.

[00:18:46] You know, you're not going to be living somewhere like you should

[00:18:49] not be living in a rental in that neighborhood.

[00:18:52] Yeah.

[00:18:53] Right?

[00:18:54] You're asking for trouble.

[00:18:56] You know, I think if I would have seen that when I was a kid,

[00:18:58] I probably would have been traumatized and like terrified that

[00:19:01] somebody was just going to knock down my door and rob my house

[00:19:04] while I'm in it.

[00:19:05] That was scare me.

[00:19:07] It was like something out of death wish.

[00:19:09] Well, and she also was aware that he was regularly hanging out

[00:19:12] with an old man.

[00:19:13] In a theater.

[00:19:14] Yes.

[00:19:15] In a theater.

[00:19:16] Yeah.

[00:19:17] I don't know.

[00:19:18] Maybe they met and you know, she's like, yeah, I can trust Jerry.

[00:19:21] Right.

[00:19:22] The film projectionist, but I know he's got magic tickets.

[00:19:25] To be fair, he looks like Santa Claus.

[00:19:28] Yeah, right.

[00:19:29] He kind of does.

[00:19:30] He looks like the nice grandpa guy.

[00:19:34] All right.

[00:19:35] So let's vote on exceptionally bad parenting.

[00:19:38] This is a hard one guys.

[00:19:39] The nominees are Lisa's mom.

[00:19:42] The deaf kids moms from all the about Steve.

[00:19:45] Stars and bars.

[00:19:47] The mom.

[00:19:48] Danny's mom and last action hero and Indiana Jones or the Joneses.

[00:19:53] One, two, three.

[00:19:56] It's close.

[00:20:00] The BM award goes to the mom from stars and bars.

[00:20:06] Lori McCann.

[00:20:16] The category is best use of an animal actor in a film.

[00:20:21] The nominees are the bear in without a paddle.

[00:20:24] The cats and Catwoman.

[00:20:26] All the animals in Beastmaster.

[00:20:29] The CGI monkeys in Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull.

[00:20:36] The cat police officer in last action hero.

[00:20:39] And an honorable mention, Beast and X men.

[00:20:43] The last stand.

[00:20:47] Okay.

[00:20:48] So who wants to start with the bear and without a paddle like.

[00:20:57] I think Ben should.

[00:20:58] Yeah, so the bear and without a paddle as a reminder.

[00:21:03] They are taking the canoe trip down and they've stopped for lunch or for camp, I guess.

[00:21:09] And they're eating and then a bear shows up and he.

[00:21:16] Well, they keep giving him like terrible advice.

[00:21:18] Yeah, that's right.

[00:21:19] So the one guy says, Oh, I used to be a track.

[00:21:25] What do you call it?

[00:21:26] A guide.

[00:21:27] I used to be a guide and he's like, Oh, okay.

[00:21:31] Well, they do this whole thing about fishing anyway.

[00:21:34] The bear comes up and there's little Seth Green and the bear comes up to him and the guy's yelling play dead, play dead.

[00:21:42] And so going to fetal position.

[00:21:44] So he goes into fetal position.

[00:21:46] He's like, abort.

[00:21:47] No, get out of the fetal position.

[00:21:50] Whatever.

[00:21:51] And the next thing we see the bear is walking around and he's holding Seth Green by like his belt loop or by a wedgie or something and carrying him.

[00:22:00] And he's just still in the fetal position, like this little ball just being dragged around.

[00:22:04] And then they're like, Oh, he thinks it's his baby.

[00:22:08] Takes it back to his own little nest.

[00:22:11] It was so funny.

[00:22:13] So funny.

[00:22:16] Okay.

[00:22:17] Who wants to talk about the cats in Catwoman?

[00:22:20] So there were so many cats in this movie.

[00:22:23] There's that one scene where she goes to visit the lady that's kind of the cat lady.

[00:22:28] Yeah, her whole house is full of these cats used to be a professor.

[00:22:32] Now she's a crazy cat woman.

[00:22:33] I know a lot of them were real cats, but it seemed like there were some CGI cats or maybe in some of the other scenes where Halle Berry's character is killed.

[00:22:42] Oh yeah.

[00:22:43] And they all like, you know, do the CGI thing and then give her the body.

[00:22:47] Breathe and it just, you know, there were a lot of felines in this movie.

[00:22:53] Isn't the magic cat fully CG?

[00:22:58] It was the one that stands on her.

[00:23:00] The one that gives her powers, the Egyptian god cat or whatever it was.

[00:23:04] Mew or whatever it's called.

[00:23:05] Meow meow. I don't know.

[00:23:07] Mew two.

[00:23:09] High five.

[00:23:10] Nerd alert.

[00:23:11] That's where we have the crossover of Catwoman and Detective Pikachu.

[00:23:17] Okay. So, all right. So this was Ben's pick.

[00:23:21] Most of us loved it, but Beastmaster.

[00:23:24] Oh yeah. It was actually Grant's pick.

[00:23:26] Oh, it was Grant's pick. I just haven't a love it as well.

[00:23:28] It's secretly Ben's favorite movie unbeknownst to us until that episode, but no, like, I mean, it's called Beastmaster.

[00:23:37] You'd expect the animals to be good and they were fantastic, especially the the ferrets.

[00:23:42] Kodo and Poto.

[00:23:43] They were so well trained and like, I mean, if you can train a ferret to go steal some co-eds swimsuit so that they have nothing to wear so you can perv on them.

[00:23:55] Like that's some high level training.

[00:23:57] Like I don't know how you were able to train those animals and not be arrested.

[00:24:02] Right.

[00:24:03] Top tier training for those guys.

[00:24:06] To be fair to the movie though, there were some issues with the bear.

[00:24:10] There was some problems there.

[00:24:13] Like during the filming of the Russian Bear.

[00:24:16] Yeah, the Russian Bear. I think it was a Russian bear who mauled the bear handler.

[00:24:22] They dragged him off and then brought in a different bear who I think was better.

[00:24:27] And that was the same scene where they had the young boy.

[00:24:30] It was very obvious that they were two bears.

[00:24:33] Yeah.

[00:24:34] What about the dog? He can get it all in love because he's a guy.

[00:24:38] He gets shot and drags him to safety though. He saves his life with an arrow stuck in him.

[00:24:45] He died so early in the movie but that was like his first beast.

[00:24:48] Yeah.

[00:24:49] I felt more for his death than I did for Captain Kirk's death.

[00:24:52] Yes.

[00:24:53] And that says something.

[00:24:54] That dog was top tier too.

[00:24:56] That's why he was not listed as underwhelming death scene.

[00:24:58] That's true.

[00:24:59] That was very well-willed.

[00:25:01] That was the emotional punch death scene.

[00:25:03] Very well-willed.

[00:25:04] The Tiger did a great job wearing that black guy.

[00:25:08] The black... that's right.

[00:25:11] The bird.

[00:25:12] Yep.

[00:25:13] Did they train that bird to not eat the ferrets?

[00:25:15] Actually, that's actually true.

[00:25:18] All of the other animals killed each other.

[00:25:21] Yeah.

[00:25:22] I mean that we know of.

[00:25:24] How many Kodos and Potos were there?

[00:25:27] Just on set they were known as like seven and sixteen.

[00:25:32] Okay.

[00:25:33] The last couple categories, so you've got the CGI monkeys in Indiana Jones.

[00:25:39] I think we mentioned because it's such a maligned scene of Shiloha swinging with these monkeys.

[00:25:46] Yeah.

[00:25:47] And then the cat and the last action hero, he's a cartoon police officer cat voiced by

[00:25:54] Danny DeVito.

[00:25:55] He's great.

[00:25:56] And he's...

[00:25:57] He's Danny DeVito.

[00:25:58] I mean he's only in it a couple scenes.

[00:26:00] That movie is so full of cameos.

[00:26:02] Yes.

[00:26:03] So it's just, I mean even the ghost of Humphrey Bogart in it.

[00:26:06] Yeah.

[00:26:07] Yeah.

[00:26:08] It's true.

[00:26:09] In black and white.

[00:26:10] Yeah.

[00:26:11] But yeah, so it was fun to see him and he does kind of play a small role like towards

[00:26:15] the end but like... so because he's an animal we mentioned we put him in the category.

[00:26:22] Are you guys ready to vote?

[00:26:23] Did you have any other thoughts?

[00:26:25] I feel like maybe I just still talking there.

[00:26:27] No.

[00:26:28] I think you covered that.

[00:26:29] All right.

[00:26:30] So we've got without a paddle, catwoman, beast master, Indiana Jones and last action hero.

[00:26:39] This is tough for me.

[00:26:41] Not for me.

[00:26:43] Remember this is not exceptionally bad use of animal.

[00:26:47] This is best use of animal actor.

[00:26:50] Okay.

[00:26:51] You guys ready to vote?

[00:26:52] I'm ready.

[00:26:53] All right.

[00:26:54] One, two, three.

[00:26:57] Okay.

[00:26:58] And the BM award goes to Beast Master.

[00:27:02] That's what I'm talking about.

[00:27:07] All right.

[00:27:08] Our next category is funniest single scene in a movie and you know this is a new category

[00:27:13] but we're... there are a lot of really amazing fun scenes that we were... that were nominated

[00:27:19] this season.

[00:27:20] So our first nomination is the Hamlet scene from last action hero where Arnold Schwarzenegger

[00:27:28] is playing Hamlet.

[00:27:30] The second nominee is without a paddle, the naked spooning scene.

[00:27:35] Yes, the naked spooning scene.

[00:27:37] We'll discuss that more in a moment.

[00:27:39] The third nominee is all about Steve where the kids...

[00:27:46] And the winner is the kids falling in a sinkhole.

[00:27:50] I just keep reliving that in my mind.

[00:27:54] And the fourth nominee is Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull, the quick

[00:28:01] scene.

[00:28:02] The quick scene.

[00:28:03] We'll discuss that again too after the laughter.

[00:28:07] So we're going to have a lot of mess ups and laughter and this is going to be fun.

[00:28:13] So who wants to talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger playing Hamlet?

[00:28:19] Okay.

[00:28:20] So the setup for this scene is perfect.

[00:28:25] Danny is in class, he's in his English class and they're learning about Hamlet.

[00:28:30] And you'll remember that it's...

[00:28:33] Sorry we're just so good that it's making us thirsty.

[00:28:40] It's time for an ad break.

[00:28:42] Lawrence Olivier's...

[00:28:44] Lawrence Olivier's widow is the teacher.

[00:28:47] And they're showing the movie of Lawrence Olivier as Hamlet and Danny drifts off.

[00:28:54] And it's in his imagination you've got...

[00:28:58] His favorite action hero.

[00:29:00] Jack Slater, the character Jack Slater as Hamlet.

[00:29:04] And so it's a bunch of like Arnold Schwarzenegger, one liners, but set in Hamlet as an action movie.

[00:29:13] And everything about it, the color scheme...

[00:29:17] It's black and white.

[00:29:18] It's kind of like that...

[00:29:19] Super dramatic.

[00:29:20] It's kind of black and white, kind of bluish black and white.

[00:29:23] But then some things like when he's on the horse that's in color.

[00:29:26] And just...

[00:29:28] He says to be or not to be but it's not that.

[00:29:30] He says to be or not to be and then he's like not to be and he throws like a thing of dynamite.

[00:29:34] It blows up the castle.

[00:29:37] And it's like Claudius you killed my father, big mistake.

[00:29:42] He's got two Uzzies and he's just like shoot never again.

[00:29:46] And he's got a cigar and he lights the cigar when he's like...

[00:29:49] And then the guy, Polonius is like, oh fair prince.

[00:29:52] And he's like who said I was fair?

[00:29:58] Absolutely.

[00:30:00] It's that whole sequences goal.

[00:30:02] Oh it's... I feel it's one of the best things ever put in cinema.

[00:30:08] And I don't know how long that is, like two three minutes but it's so great.

[00:30:12] Oh no, it's like 30 seconds.

[00:30:15] Or a minute maybe.

[00:30:17] Maybe a minute.

[00:30:18] But it's hilarious.

[00:30:20] It is.

[00:30:21] It's fantastic.

[00:30:22] Okay our next nominee is Without a Paddle.

[00:30:25] What are you talking about?

[00:30:26] That one.

[00:30:27] And there's the naked spinning scene.

[00:30:28] So this was your guilty pleasure, correct?

[00:30:31] It was my guilty pleasure yeah.

[00:30:32] Just a scene.

[00:30:34] I think it's my guilty pleasure.

[00:30:37] Yeah.

[00:30:38] So I had seen this movie before and this was the highlight and it still is for me.

[00:30:42] So they get to a point where they're in the woods and they're running from...

[00:30:47] The drug dealers.

[00:30:48] The drug dealers and you know women with hairy armpits.

[00:30:52] And bears.

[00:30:53] And bears and just all this.

[00:30:55] And they get...

[00:30:56] They basically lose their clothes.

[00:30:58] They're just down to their whitey tidies basically or their underwear or their boxers.

[00:31:03] The four guys that are on this camp trip.

[00:31:06] And it starts to rain.

[00:31:08] And they're like trying to find a cave or somewhere to keep warm.

[00:31:14] They're freezing.

[00:31:15] They don't know what to do.

[00:31:17] And they just start getting closer and closer to each other.

[00:31:22] They kind of have got that pose of where you're like kind of your shoulders are hunched.

[00:31:28] They're just kind of grabbing their junk and just like trying to individually stay warm.

[00:31:32] They're trying to get out of the rain.

[00:31:34] So they find this little alcove inside of a...

[00:31:37] It's not even a cave but...

[00:31:39] No, it's just a little overhang.

[00:31:41] Yeah.

[00:31:42] They're just kind of...

[00:31:43] They look at each other and they're like...

[00:31:45] They're all freezing and they realize that they just need to like share body heat and warmth.

[00:31:52] But they're all pretty much practically naked.

[00:31:55] So they decide to just spoon all four of them in a row.

[00:31:59] And you...

[00:32:02] And it's playing romantic music.

[00:32:04] And it's almost like one of those meat cute kind of scenes where like the shoulders rub and they're like, oh, that's nice.

[00:32:10] And then it just evolves into three grown mints spooning half naked under a rock.

[00:32:15] Was that three men or four men?

[00:32:17] I think it was three, right?

[00:32:18] Okay, three...

[00:32:19] So it's just...

[00:32:21] It's so perfect.

[00:32:22] It's so funny.

[00:32:23] It's so perfect and funny.

[00:32:24] All right, we'll move on to the next one.

[00:32:28] The next scene is...

[00:32:30] Ben, you're talking about this.

[00:32:31] Yeah.

[00:32:32] I was like, I need to talk about this but the thing is every time I think about it, I start laughing.

[00:32:36] The kids falling into a sinkhole.

[00:32:39] Okay, so this is a movie that is a romantic comedy.

[00:32:44] And we are all focused on Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper and things that are going on.

[00:32:53] We also have to say like all of the stories that they're following are absurd.

[00:32:58] Yeah, they're absurd.

[00:32:59] One of them is like cut the arm off the baby, the other one is off the baby or whatever.

[00:33:03] The third leg.

[00:33:04] Or third leg.

[00:33:05] Yeah, third leg, yeah.

[00:33:06] So then there is...

[00:33:09] The scene opens up and there's a bunch of...

[00:33:11] Are they deaf or blind?

[00:33:13] They're deaf kids.

[00:33:14] A bunch of deaf kids at a fair and they're in this field and they're all like, yeah,

[00:33:20] we get to go to the field and they just start running across this field and then

[00:33:24] it just...

[00:33:25] A sinkhole just opens up right from...

[00:33:28] And they all fall in.

[00:33:31] It's the last thing you expect to happen.

[00:33:35] And you can tell by our reactions that we found it funny.

[00:33:39] It's so absurd.

[00:33:41] It's kind of like almost like the Monty Python things where it's just like somebody's going

[00:33:46] around and a giant foot comes out of it and it stomps people.

[00:33:49] It was that level but with...

[00:33:51] And I think it was intentionally funny.

[00:33:54] The way it was the timing and everything and it was just...

[00:33:57] There's no doubt it was intentional.

[00:33:58] The kids are not hurt, but it is funny.

[00:34:01] It sets up the rest of the movie where there's a newscast that's going on about

[00:34:06] rescuing these kids, but it's just like such...

[00:34:09] Out of left field.

[00:34:11] It's kind of a shock last.

[00:34:13] And what's funny is you learn later they're like 40 feet down.

[00:34:19] The fact that the story is like a dozen deaf kids,

[00:34:24] they're 40 feet down a sinkhole into water like an old mind chapter or something.

[00:34:31] And then doesn't said her bullet just run.

[00:34:34] She runs and falls in.

[00:34:37] She's like, she's Bradley Cooper and she's running towards him.

[00:34:41] Because he's across it reporting at the edge of the sinkhole.

[00:34:45] And she's like, no, no.

[00:34:47] And she's like, I'm here.

[00:34:49] And she just falls in.

[00:34:52] I feel like you've all found your cheese pox.

[00:34:54] But then Charles Hayden Church dives in because he wants to be the reporter

[00:34:59] that gets like the most close to the action.

[00:35:01] Yeah.

[00:35:03] Alright, that's nominee number three.

[00:35:06] So the last nominee is from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

[00:35:11] And this is the one enjoyable scene in this travesty of a movie.

[00:35:17] But it's the scene where Indiana Jones falls in, gets in some quicksand

[00:35:25] and he needs to get out.

[00:35:28] Well, this scene is hilarious.

[00:35:31] This is where he finds out that Mutt is his son.

[00:35:36] And this is when he starts yelling at, even though he was very encouraging to Mutt earlier,

[00:35:42] he says, Mutt, you need to get your life in order.

[00:35:45] Get back in college right now.

[00:35:46] What do you do when not going to college?

[00:35:49] And then it top it off.

[00:35:53] They're trying, they can't get a rope to get him out.

[00:35:57] So the only thing that they can find is this giant python that he, you know,

[00:36:02] we know everyone knows that Indiana Jones is afraid of one thing.

[00:36:07] One thing is snakes.

[00:36:08] Commitment.

[00:36:09] Oh, sorry.

[00:36:10] Okay.

[00:36:11] Maybe a couple things and they're like, grab the snake.

[00:36:16] He's like, no, I can't do it.

[00:36:18] It's just call it a rope for me.

[00:36:21] Tell me to grab the rope.

[00:36:24] And it's just one of those very hilarious scenes where he has to grab the snake

[00:36:29] but pretend that it's a rope to get out.

[00:36:32] So anyway, yeah.

[00:36:34] All right.

[00:36:36] Those are our nominees and this is probably going to be the most difficult category.

[00:36:40] It is actually night to vote for despite my laughter at that.

[00:36:44] That was not the one that I expected to be laughing at.

[00:36:47] Yeah.

[00:36:48] So the category again is the funniest single scene in a movie and the first one

[00:36:52] is the Hamlet scene from Last Action Hero, the naked spooning scene from

[00:36:57] Without a Paddle, the kids falling in a sinkhole in All About Steve

[00:37:03] and the quicksand scene from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

[00:37:08] Are you ready to vote?

[00:37:09] Yes.

[00:37:10] All right. One, two, three.

[00:37:13] Oh, it's a tie.

[00:37:16] All right, Danny.

[00:37:17] All right.

[00:37:18] So it's going to come down to Danny doing the tie break and it's up to two votes

[00:37:23] for Hamlet and two votes for naked spooning.

[00:37:27] Oh, man.

[00:37:30] So I'm going to vote number one, the Hamlet.

[00:37:34] I just, all of this is amazing, but that's what I'm going to go with.

[00:37:41] Too much libs trauma with naked spooning.

[00:37:43] I mean, he's very, he's just too close to.

[00:37:46] These were all really strong.

[00:37:48] This was probably the toughest category.

[00:37:50] Yeah.

[00:37:51] Yeah.

[00:37:52] All right.

[00:37:54] And the BM award goes to Last Action Hero for the Hamlet scene.

[00:38:05] There comes a time in the season where something happens that you maybe can't have a full award

[00:38:11] category, but it really needs to be mentioned.

[00:38:13] And in this case, we have a special award this season called the Are They Lovers or

[00:38:18] Siblings?

[00:38:19] Or both award.

[00:38:21] And the Lovers Sibling Award goes out to Ashton Kutcher and Jennifer Garnish characters

[00:38:26] in Valentine's Day.

[00:38:29] For We Spent the Better part of the movie wondering are they brother and sister?

[00:38:33] Are they friends?

[00:38:34] Are they love interest?

[00:38:36] It was...

[00:38:37] They get together at the end.

[00:38:38] We're still not quite sure.

[00:38:40] Still not 100% sure.

[00:38:41] They have different dads, that's all I'm going to say.

[00:38:44] You read into that whatever you want.

[00:38:48] Congratulations on your weird, weird relationship.

[00:38:59] All right.

[00:39:02] Our next category is Wasted Characters in a movie.

[00:39:06] And the nominees are Jake Johnson's character in The Mummy, Sam Rockwell's character in

[00:39:14] Cowboys and Aliens, Indiana Jones in or Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and the

[00:39:21] Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

[00:39:23] Rebecca Romain or...

[00:39:28] I'm sorry, I forgot her character's name.

[00:39:31] Thank you, Mystique in The Last Stand or the entire cast of Valentine's Day.

[00:39:37] Those are our nominees.

[00:39:39] Let's discuss.

[00:39:41] Let's get back to Jake Johnson in The Mummy.

[00:39:43] Any thoughts on him?

[00:39:45] I think we talked about that he would have been better as the lead and that his...

[00:39:53] He was likeable.

[00:39:55] He was the weird comic relief that didn't really fit, but I wanted to see more of

[00:40:01] him in this movie.

[00:40:03] He stole any scene he was in even alongside Tom Cruise.

[00:40:08] Which you wouldn't expect, but he had more presence and more character.

[00:40:12] It wasn't even just his humor.

[00:40:14] He was likeable and Tom Cruise was so unlikeable in this movie, his character.

[00:40:19] Luckily, even though they killed off the character, Shock Alert, he still remained in

[00:40:24] the movie.

[00:40:25] He didn't come back a little bit, but he wasn't in it enough.

[00:40:30] I would have liked to see more of him.

[00:40:32] I think we talked about if we were script doctors or whatever, what we would

[00:40:37] have done with the film is flip the roles.

[00:40:39] He would play even if it was just a straight flip of the people.

[00:40:44] Him as the main character, as the lead, it would have given a different flavor.

[00:40:49] He would have been more likeable.

[00:40:51] I want to see where he goes as this Mummy character or whatever happens to him.

[00:40:55] Do you think that's because the character from the original Mummy?

[00:41:00] Not the original Mummy, but like...

[00:41:02] The Brendan Fraser.

[00:41:03] The Brendan Fraser Mummy was more charismatic, more funny, more...

[00:41:08] More like Jake Johnson in this movie.

[00:41:10] My thoughts about Tom Cruise is that he didn't know what he was.

[00:41:15] As the actor, he didn't know how he was supposed to play it.

[00:41:18] He didn't know if he was supposed to be...

[00:41:20] Should I be running right now?

[00:41:22] Should I be running or should I be running right now?

[00:41:25] Do you remember the scene where he's at the bar and someone's trying to talk to him

[00:41:31] and he's like, uh-huh, uh-huh.

[00:41:33] That scene is livid for me that he didn't know what to do with as this character.

[00:41:40] He kept making selfish choices through the whole thing, so he was just not even.

[00:41:44] Wait a second, Tom Cruise in the bar? Are you talking about Cocktail?

[00:41:47] I'm talking about Rhinestone.

[00:41:49] Oh, I'm confused.

[00:41:51] You know that scene where he hits that volleyball and he spikes it into Iceman?

[00:41:55] Yeah, right? It's really good in there.

[00:41:57] Wait, are we talking X-Men now?

[00:41:59] He was singing...

[00:42:01] A lot of that lovely feeling.

[00:42:04] Yeah.

[00:42:05] But that's like when he goes into the bathroom, I think that's when Dick Johnson first appears as the ghost.

[00:42:10] Yes, okay.

[00:42:12] For a second there, I was in Top Gun, but yeah, there's a different bathroom scene.

[00:42:16] Got it.

[00:42:17] Okay.

[00:42:18] Well, let's move on to Sam Rockwell and Cowboys and Aliens.

[00:42:22] Who doesn't like Sam Rockwell?

[00:42:24] It seems like if he's not in the entire thing, it's what's the point of the movie.

[00:42:28] And he was so muted.

[00:42:30] Yeah, he just played a normal guy.

[00:42:33] Yeah, he was very forgettable character.

[00:42:36] Probably the bellowest portrayal I've seen him do ever.

[00:42:39] We did talk about how that was against his type and maybe he wanted to do something different,

[00:42:43] but man, it was just such a wasted opportunity to just see Sam Rockwell be Sam Rockwell.

[00:42:49] Yeah.

[00:42:50] So because we did get Walton Goggins.

[00:42:52] Yep.

[00:42:53] And I feel like...

[00:42:54] Who was Walton Goggins too?

[00:42:56] He was very much.

[00:42:57] And I expect from him.

[00:42:59] This is one of those ones where you felt like you could almost be like,

[00:43:02] I don't care about the Harrison Ford thing going on.

[00:43:06] Like I want those two to body up.

[00:43:09] Yeah, right.

[00:43:10] Walton Goggins and Sam Rockwell.

[00:43:12] Did you guys see that Lost City movie with Sandy B?

[00:43:15] Yeah.

[00:43:16] Like when...

[00:43:19] Shoot, I'm drawing blanks on the names.

[00:43:22] But the guide that helps them...

[00:43:25] Brad Pitt?

[00:43:26] Brad Pitt and then the other man...

[00:43:28] Channing Tatum.

[00:43:29] Channing Tatum, like when they were...

[00:43:31] They're chemistry.

[00:43:32] I'm like, let's get rid of Sandy B. Let's watch a buddy movie with these two guys.

[00:43:36] Yes, those two guys.

[00:43:37] Yes, that was amazing.

[00:43:38] Too bad I can't remember people's names.

[00:43:40] Well, speaking of Harrison Ford, let's move on to Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

[00:43:46] You know...

[00:43:48] Doesn't that ground just tell the story?

[00:43:51] Doesn't that...

[00:43:53] I mean, this is kind of a joke, this nomination, but maybe there is something to it.

[00:43:59] What a wasted opportunity...

[00:44:02] Yeah.

[00:44:03] In the movie.

[00:44:04] Like I feel like Harrison Ford did his best with whatever, with the script or whatever.

[00:44:08] I mean, he was Indiana Jones through the whole thing.

[00:44:10] There's no question.

[00:44:11] Yeah, it's just the movie wasn't...

[00:44:13] It wasn't his fault that he was wasted, so that's for sure.

[00:44:16] I think we talked about this on the episode, but it didn't feel like an Indiana Jones movie.

[00:44:20] Right.

[00:44:21] It was like a movie that Indiana Jones was in.

[00:44:22] Right.

[00:44:23] Because even the dial of destiny felt like an Indiana Jones movie.

[00:44:26] I agree.

[00:44:27] Yeah, this felt like a rip-off of a thought or some kind of...

[00:44:32] It's an Indiana Jones parody.

[00:44:34] It feels like the Christmas episode of the Wookie Christmas Star Wars episode.

[00:44:39] It's like holiday special.

[00:44:41] The characters are there, but this is absolutely not Star Wars.

[00:44:44] None of this is canon.

[00:44:46] You know, you say that, but now my head's spinning and I'm thinking that's a good parallel.

[00:44:53] Yeah.

[00:44:54] It works.

[00:44:55] Hey, George Lucas, both cases.

[00:44:57] Yeah.

[00:44:58] We'll get to that.

[00:45:00] All right.

[00:45:01] Well, okay.

[00:45:02] How about Rebecca Romain in the Last Stand X-Men movie?

[00:45:08] Well, like Sam Rockwell, if she's not in every scene, it's not worth.

[00:45:12] So Mystique is one of the best characters.

[00:45:16] She is.

[00:45:17] And she's pretty strong in X-Men 2, right?

[00:45:20] X2.

[00:45:21] One of...

[00:45:22] You can just see all of her abilities and powers and what she can do.

[00:45:26] And in this movie, she's in one or two scenes.

[00:45:30] And that's it.

[00:45:31] And then gets shut down.

[00:45:32] I mean, she's kind of important to the plot, but she's not really in it very much.

[00:45:35] Right.

[00:45:36] And I think that's the problem.

[00:45:37] She's a set piece, not...

[00:45:38] She's a plot device.

[00:45:39] Her actual character is really disappointing.

[00:45:41] She's the McGuffin.

[00:45:42] Right.

[00:45:43] Yeah.

[00:45:44] Yeah.

[00:45:45] And I think in the episode, we talked about how Mystique has such a strong character because

[00:45:52] she is sometimes good, sometimes bad.

[00:45:55] She's kind of just...

[00:45:56] She's like the catwoman of that.

[00:45:57] It kind of, yeah.

[00:45:58] The catwoman of X-Men 2.

[00:45:59] I mean, and she's following both Magneto and Professor X.

[00:46:04] Like they both have influence over her.

[00:46:06] And you kind of, even when she's a villain, you're kind of...

[00:46:10] Well, you're terrified of her when she's a villain, but then you're rooting for her when

[00:46:14] she's helping the good guys.

[00:46:16] They could have done so much, but yeah, whatever.

[00:46:19] I feel like another honorable mention from this movie is Cyclops.

[00:46:22] Wait, he was in this movie?

[00:46:24] If you blink and you miss him.

[00:46:26] Wait, is that...

[00:46:29] I don't even think you have to blink.

[00:46:31] I don't think he ever actually shows up on screen.

[00:46:34] I don't think he's ever there.

[00:46:36] No, he...

[00:46:37] His visor shows up.

[00:46:38] No, he drives his motorcycle out to the lake.

[00:46:41] He's in a couple of scenes.

[00:46:42] He's in a couple minutes of it.

[00:46:44] And then he had to leave to...

[00:46:45] We don't get to see him die, but we get to hear about it.

[00:46:47] He had to leave to go do Superman Returns.

[00:46:49] It was a long story.

[00:46:50] It was busy dating a lady with a nail on her head.

[00:46:52] He had to leave to...

[00:46:53] He had to do X-Men of Love.

[00:46:55] All right.

[00:46:57] Speaking of love, the cast of Valentine's Day.

[00:47:02] The entire cast of Valentine's Day.

[00:47:05] So many actors.

[00:47:07] The cast listing for that on Wikipedia is actually 78% of the entire volume of Wikipedia.

[00:47:13] I still remember watching it.

[00:47:18] We're like 35, 40 minutes in and we're still being introduced to characters.

[00:47:22] Yeah.

[00:47:23] And none of them had satisfying story.

[00:47:25] Ashley Kutcher and Jennifer Garner were the only ones that feel like had a full arc.

[00:47:28] Yes.

[00:47:29] They were the main...

[00:47:30] Everyone else had just weird...

[00:47:32] I was really hoping that that little kid was going to find love.

[00:47:36] Well, and I think the most unbelievable part of that movie was Jessica Beale not being able to find a date.

[00:47:43] Right.

[00:47:44] Yeah.

[00:47:45] And being so obsessed with love.

[00:47:48] I know, right?

[00:47:49] Nobody will.

[00:47:50] Yeah.

[00:47:51] She's just not attractive enough.

[00:47:52] If only she was cream.

[00:47:54] If only she worked at the toy factory.

[00:47:56] Oh my goodness.

[00:47:59] Wow.

[00:48:00] Oh, right.

[00:48:01] Well, let's take a moment to think about our nominees and vote.

[00:48:07] So first one is Jake Johnson from The Mummy.

[00:48:10] Number two is Sam Rockwell from Cowboys.

[00:48:13] Alexa, stop.

[00:48:15] Oh, Alexa.

[00:48:17] Sorry.

[00:48:18] This is...

[00:48:19] Number two is Cowboys and Alien Sam Rockwell.

[00:48:22] Number three is Harrison Ford from Indiana Jones.

[00:48:26] And number four is Mystique or Rebecca Main from X-Men Last Stand.

[00:48:31] Number five is the entire cast of Valentine's Day.

[00:48:36] Are you ready to vote?

[00:48:38] Yep.

[00:48:40] Okay, one, two, three, go.

[00:48:43] Okay.

[00:48:44] It's not unanimous, but the BM award goes to Sam Rockwell from Cowboys and Aliens.

[00:48:53] Okay.

[00:49:03] And our next category is most underwhelming anti-climactic death scene in a movie.

[00:49:09] And the nominees are Cyclops in X-Men The Last Stand, Captain Kirk in Star Trek Generations,

[00:49:18] and Jake Johnson's character in The Mummy.

[00:49:22] What do you guys think?

[00:49:24] I love that we don't know his character's name.

[00:49:29] The zombie guy, right?

[00:49:30] Like that's how underplayed he was.

[00:49:32] I think his name was Nick actually, remember?

[00:49:35] Oh!

[00:49:36] It was.

[00:49:37] It was the same name as Nick from New Girl.

[00:49:40] So it's Nick something.

[00:49:43] Yeah, that's why.

[00:49:44] Because we keep thinking it's something else.

[00:49:46] I think it's sad for Cyclops.

[00:49:49] Like he's such a pivotal character.

[00:49:51] The name DB is Sergeant Vale.

[00:49:53] He doesn't even have a first name.

[00:49:55] Well Tom Cruise's character is Nick.

[00:49:57] Oh, that's what it was.

[00:49:59] Okay, sorry.

[00:50:00] He doesn't even have a first name.

[00:50:03] You've got a last name guy!

[00:50:05] His first name is Sergeant.

[00:50:07] Sergeant.

[00:50:08] Like Dr. Phil's first name is Doctor.

[00:50:15] Okay, what about Cyclops?

[00:50:17] Like he's a pivotal character.

[00:50:19] Like the leader of the X-Men.

[00:50:21] And he is like the king to Jean Grey's queen.

[00:50:29] Right, and she's the main villain.

[00:50:31] Main villain.

[00:50:32] This is a movie about her.

[00:50:34] And he finds out she might be alive.

[00:50:37] He goes off to the quarry where she died.

[00:50:41] Alcalai Lake.

[00:50:43] Alcalai Lake.

[00:50:44] It's like you haven't seen X2.

[00:50:46] And weird things happen.

[00:50:52] Things start to float.

[00:50:54] And there's kind of light.

[00:50:56] And which indicates she's probably around because that was one of her powers.

[00:51:01] And then, I don't even think we see them together.

[00:51:05] No, no, that wakes up Professor X is like what?

[00:51:08] Yeah, that's what we see.

[00:51:09] He gets there, he sees things floating and then Professor X wakes up and we never see him again.

[00:51:14] And then we don't even hear what happened.

[00:51:16] Well, you only know because Wolverine finds his glasses.

[00:51:19] His visor.

[00:51:20] Yeah.

[00:51:21] It's his glass.

[00:51:23] Right, because it's a Cyclops.

[00:51:26] My optic friend.

[00:51:29] Okay, what about Captain Kirk?

[00:51:33] I feel like Captain Kirk had the most.

[00:51:36] It's a blast shield.

[00:51:37] The saddest death this...

[00:51:39] I mean, he is like, he is Star Trek.

[00:51:42] Yes.

[00:51:43] And he gets crushed.

[00:51:46] Right?

[00:51:47] Like, he's fought hand to hand combat like nine foot tall alligator people and he outsmarted

[00:51:53] Khan and he gets crushed by a girder.

[00:51:57] That's the stupidest thing.

[00:51:59] This whole movie is leading up to this moment.

[00:52:01] And actually, he gets two deaths.

[00:52:03] Yeah.

[00:52:04] Right?

[00:52:05] But the first one is absolutely the lamest.

[00:52:07] Yes.

[00:52:08] Yeah.

[00:52:09] Oh man.

[00:52:10] Yeah.

[00:52:11] I mean, talk about take a...

[00:52:13] Like a hero of TV, of cinema, of everything and then just like, okay, that's boring.

[00:52:22] He drowned.

[00:52:24] Missed opportunity.

[00:52:26] Yeah.

[00:52:27] Okay.

[00:52:28] And then Jake.

[00:52:29] Yeah.

[00:52:30] So we talked a little bit about him already.

[00:52:31] The Sarge.

[00:52:32] Yeah.

[00:52:33] Sergeant Jake.

[00:52:34] Yeah.

[00:52:35] He gets bit by a scarab beetle thing.

[00:52:39] Yeah.

[00:52:40] And then that turns him into a zombie.

[00:52:42] Yep.

[00:52:43] And he attacks them on the plane.

[00:52:45] He attacks Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise is like, don't...

[00:52:49] He pulls out his gun and he's like, go away.

[00:52:52] I don't want to shoot you.

[00:52:53] And then he just shoots him.

[00:52:54] And then he shoots him again.

[00:52:57] And that's the end.

[00:52:58] And then he's just like, oh, it just seemed very anticlimactic.

[00:53:02] Yeah.

[00:53:03] And then he has his ghost zombie moment.

[00:53:06] Yeah.

[00:53:07] And then he's super clear.

[00:53:08] He comes back.

[00:53:09] It's the science of that.

[00:53:10] Yeah.

[00:53:11] I feel like only Tom Cruise can see him.

[00:53:13] Yeah.

[00:53:14] I mean, it's the American werewolf in London.

[00:53:16] So he's seeing his friend who's rotting away.

[00:53:20] Yeah.

[00:53:21] Do you think that was really him or do you think that was just internalized trauma

[00:53:25] on Tom Cruise's part?

[00:53:27] I think you're giving the movie way too much credit.

[00:53:29] Right.

[00:53:30] I'm trying.

[00:53:31] I'm trying here.

[00:53:33] All right.

[00:53:35] Three choices.

[00:53:36] All right.

[00:53:37] Okay.

[00:53:38] So again, we have X men last day and for Cyclops Captain Kirk, Star Trek and Nick's character

[00:53:45] from the mummy.

[00:53:46] All right.

[00:53:47] One, two, three.

[00:53:49] Oh, it's a tie.

[00:53:51] Danny.

[00:53:52] Bum, bum, bum.

[00:53:54] Slip of coin.

[00:53:58] So that was between Cyclops or Captain Kirk.

[00:54:03] So I was just happy to know that Cyclops was dead because he's one of my least favorite

[00:54:08] Cyclops.

[00:54:09] Because he only has the one eye?

[00:54:11] No, because I always thought they should be together.

[00:54:17] So I think it's Kirk because it almost like carries not just one movie, but a whole

[00:54:24] whole bunch, a whole every bunch.

[00:54:26] So that's going to be almost like an entire generation of Star Trek fans.

[00:54:31] Yeah, exactly.

[00:54:32] So that's going to be mine.

[00:54:35] All right.

[00:54:36] Okay.

[00:54:37] So the most underwhelming anti-climactic death scene.

[00:54:41] BM Award.

[00:54:44] And the BM Award goes to Star Trek Generations.

[00:54:51] The next category is exceptionally bad quote.

[00:55:00] The nominees are Lisa.

[00:55:03] Hi, guy.

[00:55:04] Die Another Day.

[00:55:06] How much time have you got?

[00:55:09] Until dawn.

[00:55:11] What about you?

[00:55:12] Oh, I'm just here for the birds.

[00:55:16] Ornithologist.

[00:55:17] Oh, ornithologist.

[00:55:21] Wow.

[00:55:22] Now there's a mouthful.

[00:55:24] Last action hero.

[00:55:27] To be or not to be.

[00:55:32] Not to be.

[00:55:35] Catwoman.

[00:55:37] What can I do for you?

[00:55:39] White Russian.

[00:55:40] No ice, hold the vodka, hold the cooler.

[00:55:45] Green.

[00:55:46] Straight up.

[00:55:47] And the mummy.

[00:55:49] You even went after Jenny.

[00:55:50] You shot me three times.

[00:55:54] Yes.

[00:55:55] Three times, Nick.

[00:55:57] Okay.

[00:55:58] The third one wasn't necessary.

[00:55:59] You freaked me out.

[00:56:00] I panicked.

[00:56:01] So what do you guys think?

[00:56:03] Oh man, a lot of these are really fun.

[00:56:06] I know you guys were kept quoting Hey Guy from Lisa.

[00:56:10] Lisa.

[00:56:11] That should have been the title of the movie.

[00:56:13] Hey guy.

[00:56:14] For listeners who don't really recall, that's how she would lead every call she leaves on his voicemail.

[00:56:22] Hey guy.

[00:56:23] She's also trying to sound older.

[00:56:25] Yeah.

[00:56:27] So I would say any quote from the Hamlet scene, the last action hero.

[00:56:34] It's so great.

[00:56:36] It's just filled with Arnold Sports and Eager one liners, but they're all Hamlet related.

[00:56:43] It's so great.

[00:56:45] It will change your life watching that scene.

[00:56:48] So Brecken, what do you think about Die Another Day?

[00:56:51] I mean, there was just so many bad puns and.

[00:56:55] In you windows.

[00:56:57] In you windows.

[00:56:58] It was just, it was just, I mean, I know they were making fun and having fun, but I kept thinking when Halle Berry and Pierce Brosnan were on scene and talking to each other that it's like, I mean, did they start busting up and laughing in between or did they have to practice these lines so many times so that they couldn't.

[00:57:16] They didn't laugh.

[00:57:18] Yeah.

[00:57:19] Laughing and even up to the very last scene where, you know, she's like telling him to take it out and it's some diamonds that are in her navel or whatever.

[00:57:29] Yeah, right.

[00:57:30] And it just, it was just a lot of eye rolls in that movie.

[00:57:35] Even down to Madonna's dialogue in her painful cameo and things like that is just, there's a lot of quotable scenes in the movie.

[00:57:45] All right.

[00:57:46] What do you think about the mummy?

[00:57:48] The mummy, like most of Nick's lines were great.

[00:57:55] Right.

[00:57:56] Jake Johnson.

[00:57:58] I loved his, his whole MO like any, anytime he opened his mouth, I was like, I could listen to that.

[00:58:04] I think the worst one was probably Tom Cruise's character where he's like getting really close with the mummy or something and he's like, I don't remember the full quote.

[00:58:15] But it basically goes, it's not you. It's me.

[00:58:17] Yeah.

[00:58:18] It's not me. It's you.

[00:58:19] Right.

[00:58:20] That's what he says.

[00:58:21] Yeah.

[00:58:22] I haven't screwed it up yet.

[00:58:24] All right.

[00:58:25] Well then, so for Catwoman.

[00:58:27] It's a bunch of comic book puns.

[00:58:29] It's almost as bad as like Die Another Day in terms of, but they're all cat related.

[00:58:34] Right.

[00:58:35] It's so rich.

[00:58:36] Catwoman is almost everything that leaves her mouth is quotable.

[00:58:39] Yeah.

[00:58:40] Yes.

[00:58:41] Yeah.

[00:58:42] In either what's, what's her alter, alter.

[00:58:45] I don't know in this movie.

[00:58:47] I can't remember it.

[00:58:48] Patience or patience.

[00:58:49] Patience.

[00:58:50] Yeah.

[00:58:51] Meow mix.

[00:58:52] Okay.

[00:58:53] So are we ready to vote on this one?

[00:58:57] Let's see.

[00:58:58] So what are the numbers again?

[00:58:59] Okay.

[00:59:00] So Lisa is one.

[00:59:01] Die Another Day is two.

[00:59:02] Last action hero is three.

[00:59:03] Catwoman is four and the mummy is five.

[00:59:06] Okay.

[00:59:07] Ready?

[00:59:08] Three, two, one.

[00:59:10] Oh, not a, it was not an unanimous BM.

[00:59:15] Some dissent there, but the BM goes to last action hero.

[00:59:28] The next category is exceptionally bad on screen chemistry and the nominees are

[00:59:36] Ryan Stone, Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton's characters.

[00:59:42] All about Steve Bradley Cooper and Sandy Sandra Bullock.

[00:59:46] We're on a first name basis.

[00:59:51] Die Another Day James Bond and Jinx and Stars and Bars Daniel Day Lewis's character and

[01:00:00] his fiance, Laurie Metcalf.

[01:00:02] Laurie Metcalf.

[01:00:03] Thank you.

[01:00:04] You could also say his character in all of the south and all of this or either of the

[01:00:09] love interests.

[01:00:11] Okay.

[01:00:12] What about rhinestone?

[01:00:15] Come on.

[01:00:16] We were so weirdly matched.

[01:00:19] Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton.

[01:00:23] I mean, can you imagine?

[01:00:26] This movie is so incredible guys.

[01:00:29] So the problem with it is that Dolly Parton has chemistry with everybody.

[01:00:36] That's true.

[01:00:37] Yeah.

[01:00:38] But then come on.

[01:00:39] And the audience, yeah.

[01:00:40] But even with Sylvester Stallone you don't buy it.

[01:00:43] It's like when you buy it from her but not from him.

[01:00:47] She carries the movie and he's so off-putting that it's like, why is she, you know.

[01:00:52] There's no reason for her to have any chemistry with him.

[01:00:56] Yeah.

[01:00:57] So it's just a casting, like it just explodes your mind just thinking about it.

[01:01:02] Yeah.

[01:01:03] What are you going to say, Grant?

[01:01:05] Well, no, I would rather see Dolly Parton and Rocky, you know.

[01:01:08] Yeah, right.

[01:01:09] You're like, hey Dolly!

[01:01:11] Yeah, for real.

[01:01:13] All right.

[01:01:14] What about all about Steve Bradley Cooper and Sandra Bullock which I mean they hook

[01:01:21] up but then he spends most of the most of the rest of the movie kind of trying

[01:01:26] to get away from her and she's kind of stalking him.

[01:01:29] Kind of.

[01:01:30] Yes.

[01:01:31] I think they have good chemistry in the van.

[01:01:36] Okay.

[01:01:37] Where she...

[01:01:38] That's a good way to say it.

[01:01:40] But then she kind of goes way overboard.

[01:01:43] Yeah.

[01:01:44] Like we dump a little bit on Bradley Cooper's character but like he, at no point is he

[01:01:50] like putting anything out there and it's kind of his MO like the rest of the time he's

[01:01:55] like look there's nothing here.

[01:01:56] Yeah.

[01:01:57] I mean I think we gave him credit that he was trying to be a nice guy.

[01:02:00] He was trying to let her down and he wasn't just a jerk.

[01:02:03] He was...

[01:02:04] Sorry, go ahead.

[01:02:05] Go ahead.

[01:02:06] I was going to say even in the van like he's like oh they're on a date and she

[01:02:10] like totally jumps on him.

[01:02:12] Just jumps on him.

[01:02:13] Yeah.

[01:02:14] And like totally...

[01:02:15] He's like oh okay we're doing this.

[01:02:16] Out of nowhere like what's going on?

[01:02:17] Okay, I'll go along and then he gets a call and he's like oh we gotta leave

[01:02:21] but friend then point out he's just like yeah this is a she's a mess.

[01:02:26] It was a weird thing because like he just wasn't direct.

[01:02:31] Right.

[01:02:32] I would say that was he's trying to be nice.

[01:02:33] He was trying to beat her on the bush like uh huh you know one of my favorite

[01:02:36] lines and should maybe been in the quote was like did Jesus tell you to come here?

[01:02:41] And he's dead serious about it.

[01:02:44] That's a serious question.

[01:02:45] To be fair for him though like he did not expect her to show up across the

[01:02:50] country.

[01:02:51] Right.

[01:02:52] At his job.

[01:02:53] At his job.

[01:02:54] And it was like his coworker that kept egging her on.

[01:02:56] Right.

[01:02:57] Yeah.

[01:02:58] He was kind of a victim so it's a weird it's a weird exceptionally bad

[01:03:01] chemistry like it kind of didn't work but I don't know that it was necessarily

[01:03:05] because it was.

[01:03:06] It was also kind of sweet.

[01:03:07] I don't know that I mean it was a weird it was a weird thing because it

[01:03:10] didn't work but it wasn't but I bet you in a different movie they would have

[01:03:14] great chemistry.

[01:03:15] The actors would.

[01:03:16] Hit a little too close to home for me when I was in my early 20s I took a girl

[01:03:21] on one date and after that first date I was like trying to find her.

[01:03:25] That's all I needed and she was convinced that we were going to get married

[01:03:29] and kept hanging out and I was like look that was fun but like so.

[01:03:34] So I'm sorry I just have a hard time believing that's only happened to

[01:03:37] you once.

[01:03:38] Usually well no it's only happened to me.

[01:03:42] I followed a ton of women and they're like look no.

[01:03:47] I swiped to know twice.

[01:03:52] All right.

[01:03:53] Die another day.

[01:03:54] 007 and Jean so this is Halle Berry and Pierce Brosnan who's Pierce

[01:04:02] Brosnan is like twice her age for one thing.

[01:04:07] He's James Bond.

[01:04:09] He oozes theoretically oozes charisma.

[01:04:14] Yes and no like there was nothing.

[01:04:18] Well the weird thing is I kind of feel like Pierce Brosnan as an actor is

[01:04:23] a little bit like Dolly and then I think as an actor he just has charisma

[01:04:27] with everybody but it didn't work in this movie.

[01:04:31] It was the dialogue and what there were I mean the scenes they

[01:04:34] didn't have any scenes where they could emotionally connect right

[01:04:37] or even for us to emotionally connect as the audience.

[01:04:41] So I so OK so this might get me hot water with a lot of Bond fans

[01:04:46] but I feel like at this point Bond is kind of moving past the

[01:04:52] like overtly sexual bonds of the past where you have

[01:04:56] the current bond characters named like Octopussy.

[01:05:01] But but it was like almost like his interactions with Jinx was like

[01:05:05] a throwback to that era but in some ways it kind of moved past

[01:05:10] a little bit I think it also I think the thing that was weird is

[01:05:15] to your point most of the Bond girls Bond women whatever they

[01:05:21] were like the maidens in distress.

[01:05:24] They would like a complete power differential whereas this one I

[01:05:27] think they were trying to be like look Jinx is hardcore too

[01:05:30] and is a bond in her own right.

[01:05:33] The U.S. Bond right and I think that was probably the thing

[01:05:36] that was weird because then it was like you know she can be

[01:05:39] both I'm a strong confident woman and I can kill people

[01:05:43] and I'm a maiden in distress.

[01:05:45] This was his last outing as James Bond so I mean he had

[01:05:50] done you know in a previous one with Michelle Yo where

[01:05:53] she was a very strong character female lead too.

[01:05:57] But yeah there's just there were a lot of throwbacks we talked

[01:06:00] about this in the episode there were a lot of throwbacks to

[01:06:02] the previous bonds because this was like the 25th I think

[01:06:06] the 20th outing or it was a some anniversary.

[01:06:09] Yeah and so they were referencing all the prior Bond

[01:06:12] movies in one way or another very nostalgic but just not

[01:06:15] up to what the other movies had been.

[01:06:18] And it's tough to follow Michelle Yo I mean yeah.

[01:06:21] We love Michelle Yo so yeah.

[01:06:25] Daniel Day Lewis and his fiancee.

[01:06:29] Okay in Stars and Bars.

[01:06:32] Laurie Metcalf.

[01:06:33] Laurie Metcalf we meet her fairly early on and we meet

[01:06:37] her daughter and they have that he even comes over

[01:06:40] to her house and until the very end we didn't really

[01:06:44] even understand what their relationship was we were like

[01:06:49] are they is he just like helping his boss out to

[01:06:53] like keep his daughter occupied or helping is he is this

[01:06:57] like because they make a big deal about him being from

[01:07:01] England and being in the United States is he just

[01:07:03] like helping out like a nanny kind of thing.

[01:07:07] Or was she like his green card wife right or whatever

[01:07:10] yeah well and I even read a different I read it is

[01:07:13] like workplace harassment and it was like I was

[01:07:16] harassing him yeah right he's like I kind of have to

[01:07:19] go along with this because this is my boss's daughter

[01:07:22] and so I'm going on a work trip and my boss's daughter

[01:07:26] you know the boss's niece is wants to go so I'm kind

[01:07:30] of stuck.

[01:07:31] Have you guys seen Uncle Buck yes so I feel like

[01:07:34] Laurie Metcalf's character is the same in that movie

[01:07:36] as it is in this movie where she's just like very

[01:07:40] workplace inappropriate type very aggressive

[01:07:45] and yeah we didn't get that at first but like they

[01:07:49] were in a relationship.

[01:07:51] Yeah it was because there was nothing because he never

[01:07:54] treats it like he feels awkward he's like this is weird

[01:07:57] it never feels like he's in on it yeah right yeah

[01:08:00] yeah I got the impression that it was like maybe

[01:08:03] he met her and that's how he got his job and now

[01:08:05] he's kind of stuck in this situation.

[01:08:08] Yeah I can understand how that happened I can't

[01:08:10] remember if I've told the story but my mom is

[01:08:12] British there's a little bit of a language barrier

[01:08:15] when she first moved to the States she was very popular

[01:08:19] because she would tell guys to come knock me up

[01:08:21] sometime which means come visit my house and knock

[01:08:25] on my door not with the American version of that

[01:08:28] means so maybe he was just being polite and she's

[01:08:32] like yeah yeah I'm gonna come to your house all

[01:08:34] the time.

[01:08:36] Wow I feel like that should be a whole hour long

[01:08:38] podcast.

[01:08:40] Yeah just shared with us just like nonchalantly in

[01:08:43] two seconds.

[01:08:45] We'll unpack that later.

[01:08:48] Alright well let's vote on this.

[01:08:53] I just want to say we discussed all these possible

[01:08:56] scenarios about their relationship in the

[01:08:59] Stars and Bars and I keep thinking they're

[01:09:02] all still very plausible like we still don't

[01:09:04] understand what was going on in that movie

[01:09:08] which is so interesting.

[01:09:11] Yeah all could be true like he really isn't into

[01:09:14] or maybe they it is a green card thing or they

[01:09:18] were never engaged or maybe they were engaged

[01:09:20] you know there was a part when she shows up

[01:09:23] at the hotel and they her and Joan Kusak run

[01:09:27] into each other and she's like I'm his

[01:09:29] fiance and then later on he's like it's not

[01:09:31] what you think it's not like that and it's

[01:09:33] like oh wait maybe she thinks they're engaged

[01:09:37] but he's never actually proposed to her and

[01:09:40] like looking back at that scene there has to

[01:09:43] be something there because otherwise I'd

[01:09:45] be like why is my boss here right like he

[01:09:48] acts as if he's doing something inappropriate

[01:09:50] when she shows up and finds another woman

[01:09:53] but like if my boss showed up and you

[01:09:56] know I mean he did have her daughter

[01:09:58] yeah there has to be something with him

[01:10:00] having her daughter on the trip.

[01:10:02] Yeah I don't know.

[01:10:04] I'm not going to touch a head scratcher.

[01:10:07] I'm almost tempted to get the book and read

[01:10:10] the book to see if that helps solve any of the problems.

[01:10:12] It's gonna make it worse.

[01:10:14] So a reminder that the category is exceptionally

[01:10:18] bad, not bad. It's exceptionally bad.

[01:10:22] Chemistry okay and so one more time

[01:10:26] the candidates are Rhinestone all about

[01:10:30] die another day and stars and bars.

[01:10:34] Everybody have your vote.

[01:10:37] Okay.

[01:10:39] This is a tough one. Yeah.

[01:10:41] Alright one two three.

[01:10:44] It's not that hard.

[01:10:46] Apparently it's very hard.

[01:10:49] That is a unanimous hard B.M.

[01:10:53] and the winner is

[01:10:57] I don't know which one that was.

[01:10:59] Number one.

[01:11:02] Oh and the winner is Rhinestone.

[01:11:07] Sorry Ann.

[01:11:09] And the B.M. award.

[01:11:11] The hard B.M.

[01:11:13] And the hard B.M. goes to

[01:11:15] Rhinestone.

[01:11:23] And the next category is repeat offenders.

[01:11:26] So repeat offenders are the movie or sorry

[01:11:30] the actors and actresses who showed up in multiple

[01:11:33] movies. We had a lot of those actually.

[01:11:36] There was a ton of cameos.

[01:11:40] Yeah. And just weirdly a lot of bad movies that

[01:11:44] good actors were in.

[01:11:47] So the nominees are Harrison Ford,

[01:11:51] Halle Berry, James Marsden, Patrick Stewart

[01:11:55] and Jessica Beale.

[01:11:58] So what do we think about Harrison Ford?

[01:12:01] So he was the bad guy in Cowboys and the Aliens

[01:12:04] and then obviously was Indiana Jones.

[01:12:07] I mean we've talked about how his character

[01:12:11] in Cowboys and Aliens was kind of

[01:12:14] like his arc was not realistic.

[01:12:17] It was like an abrupt change

[01:12:19] and we were supposed to feel something

[01:12:21] and it didn't feel like he earned it

[01:12:23] and it was just like bad writing for him.

[01:12:27] I would agree with that.

[01:12:29] I think that was the case in both.

[01:12:31] Yeah. He was indie you know.

[01:12:34] But I feel like Harrison Ford was fine.

[01:12:37] Right. But like his performances were fine.

[01:12:39] His performance was fine.

[01:12:41] The writing was not good.

[01:12:43] I can't say indie is a bad character.

[01:12:45] You can't hear me say that because I love Indiana Jones.

[01:12:48] But he was not served well by his scripts.

[01:12:50] That's true.

[01:12:51] I will say I did enjoy Harrison Ford as a villain.

[01:12:54] Like when he was hardcore villain.

[01:12:56] I agree. He was scary at the beginning.

[01:12:58] Yeah like they should have let him run with that

[01:13:00] because he was a scary mother.

[01:13:02] Yep.

[01:13:03] What about Halle Berry?

[01:13:08] Did she do anything redeeming?

[01:13:10] She was Jinx.

[01:13:11] Yep. Jinx in the Bond movie.

[01:13:12] Die another day.

[01:13:13] And Patience in Catwoman.

[01:13:15] Yes.

[01:13:16] And she was also an X-Men last hand.

[01:13:19] Oh that's true. She's got a triple threat this season.

[01:13:22] Triple threat.

[01:13:23] She's a triple threat.

[01:13:25] I mean we kind of forgot about her because there's so many people in that movie.

[01:13:29] It didn't feel like Storm was in it much.

[01:13:31] Storm wasn't in it that much.

[01:13:32] She was in the school at one point when the kids all ran by.

[01:13:35] Didn't she go to... I think she goes to the lake too.

[01:13:38] She kind of takes over for Patrick Stewart.

[01:13:40] She kind of becomes the leader of the school after...

[01:13:43] Yeah that's right.

[01:13:45] Events.

[01:13:46] And she asks things like...

[01:13:47] What happens to... Do you know what happens to a frog when it gets struck by lighting?

[01:13:53] Sorry that's not this movie.

[01:13:54] Wrong movie but that's still true.

[01:13:57] That level of acting is still true.

[01:14:00] What about James Marsden?

[01:14:02] So he's barely an X-Men.

[01:14:04] Yep.

[01:14:05] And then he is fantastic in X-Men.

[01:14:09] Accidental love.

[01:14:10] Yeah.

[01:14:11] I will say James Marsden, I think is one of those dudes that doesn't get enough credit.

[01:14:16] I agree.

[01:14:17] I think he's charming, he's extremely funny.

[01:14:20] Yeah.

[01:14:21] I'm always surprised at how funny he is because I don't think of him as a funny character.

[01:14:25] Right.

[01:14:26] You know I think of him as Cyclops who's broody and then I think of him as the cowboy on that HBO one with the robots Westworld.

[01:14:35] Yeah but he's also the prince in Enchanted.

[01:14:39] That's right.

[01:14:40] And he does a great job in that.

[01:14:41] I've seen him in Dead to Me and he's very charismatic and likable and he's also villainous and really mean.

[01:14:49] We need to see more of him.

[01:14:50] He's got quite the range.

[01:14:51] I thought he was great in the Sonic, the Hedgehog series.

[01:14:54] Okay.

[01:14:55] And the Easter Bunny one?

[01:14:57] Well I didn't love that one but he was fine.

[01:15:00] But like I love his character in Jury Duty as well where he plays like a super exaggerated version of himself.

[01:15:06] Right.

[01:15:07] So funny.

[01:15:08] He plays that off so well.

[01:15:10] Please watch Jury Duty if you haven't seen it.

[01:15:13] It's available on Amazon.

[01:15:15] It's only like 8 at night episodes.

[01:15:17] Highly recommend it.

[01:15:18] You will not be disappointed.

[01:15:20] The toilet scene is great.

[01:15:21] That is.

[01:15:22] Well I think we're not voting for him.

[01:15:24] No.

[01:15:25] Alright let's move on.

[01:15:26] What about Patrick Stewart?

[01:15:28] He's on the one.

[01:15:30] Jean-Luc Picard and Professor X right?

[01:15:33] That's where we saw him.

[01:15:34] And he was fine in both of them.

[01:15:35] Yeah.

[01:15:36] I mean he's a good actor.

[01:15:37] I feel like it was the Harrison Ford situation for him.

[01:15:39] Yeah.

[01:15:40] The movie brought him down.

[01:15:41] I actually think that it was better than the Harrison Ford because I don't even think he

[01:15:45] had a bad rap in either of movies.

[01:15:47] No.

[01:15:48] Like I think he was excellent in both movies.

[01:15:50] I mean he didn't even have bad writing to pull him down.

[01:15:53] I just think he just happened to be in two movies.

[01:15:55] Yeah.

[01:15:56] Yeah.

[01:15:57] Yeah fair.

[01:15:59] I have nothing else to say.

[01:16:01] And then Jessica Beale so she was the lead in Accidental Love.

[01:16:07] Yes.

[01:16:08] She got nailed.

[01:16:09] She got nailed and then in Valentine's Day she is the.

[01:16:13] She's a sports agent.

[01:16:15] The agent who has everything going for her and for the life of her cannot find anybody

[01:16:22] to date her.

[01:16:23] Nobody wants to date her because look at her.

[01:16:25] She is one dimensional obsessed with hating Valentine's Day because she doesn't.

[01:16:31] She never finds a date.

[01:16:33] I mean it's over the top bad like.

[01:16:36] Isn't there a thing with her eating.

[01:16:38] And she has so much candy.

[01:16:40] Yeah candy all the time.

[01:16:41] She did have that great it was really impressive when she was on the treadmill.

[01:16:45] Yeah I was getting to say the treadmill.

[01:16:46] And had to answer the phone and like getting off the treadmill or whatever that was pretty

[01:16:50] impressive.

[01:16:51] But like her character was so annoying.

[01:16:56] I mean I don't know if she played her bat played the character bat or anything

[01:16:59] like that but like she was so unlikable.

[01:17:01] I hated the character.

[01:17:02] And it was just so that was I mean it's a rom-com so there's a lot of unrealistic things.

[01:17:06] Right.

[01:17:07] So does she find love at the end.

[01:17:09] I can't even remember.

[01:17:10] She does.

[01:17:11] Jamie Foxx over in Jamie Foxx that's right.

[01:17:13] So but she's the sports agent for is it McDreamy.

[01:17:16] Yeah.

[01:17:17] Or McSteamy because they're both because they're both in the Mcmovie.

[01:17:20] Yeah and so.

[01:17:21] One of them yes.

[01:17:23] And I never watched it's McSteamy because McDreamy's the is the philander.

[01:17:27] Oh wait I maybe you know yeah McDreamy's the philander.

[01:17:30] I never saw.

[01:17:31] I never watched it.

[01:17:32] I never watched that show was a Grey's Anatomy.

[01:17:36] Yeah.

[01:17:37] So but then she was great in the other movie.

[01:17:41] In the in.

[01:17:42] Yeah that's exactly true.

[01:17:44] She was so charming.

[01:17:45] She was so great.

[01:17:46] And she was quirky and weird and like her whole character where she like flip flops kind

[01:17:52] of rapidly between things right because of the nail.

[01:17:54] And she has those extreme emotions.

[01:17:56] She speaks Portuguese out of nowhere.

[01:17:58] Yeah.

[01:17:59] Yeah.

[01:18:00] She was yeah so that's a mixed bag because yeah it was she was great in that one but

[01:18:05] you absolutely despise her character in Valentine's Day.

[01:18:08] Yeah.

[01:18:09] Yeah yeah yeah.

[01:18:10] Okay I think she would have been able to find love sooner in the.

[01:18:15] Valentine's Day.

[01:18:16] Valentine's Day if she had gone to the gym rather than using the treadmill in

[01:18:20] the middle of her office.

[01:18:21] Yeah.

[01:18:22] I feel like she was in her office being a workaholic the whole time.

[01:18:25] Yeah.

[01:18:26] And not like getting out and eating too much candy.

[01:18:28] Yeah.

[01:18:29] And I understand her plight as someone who has everything going for them and

[01:18:33] I'm just constantly just having to just like beat the women away from me.

[01:18:38] Right.

[01:18:39] You know it's hard to have that aura and just that magnetism.

[01:18:45] It can be overwhelming for people to approach you and see you as a person

[01:18:49] and not just an object of desire.

[01:18:52] So Jessica Biel I'm sorry.

[01:18:54] I was a little harsh on you.

[01:18:57] And I'm not and that note we should probably.

[01:19:00] Right.

[01:19:01] We should so which one is Grant for exceptionally bad performance.

[01:19:05] Remind us of the.

[01:19:07] Is he a repeat offender.

[01:19:08] I'm a repeat offender.

[01:19:09] I've been so many bad episodes.

[01:19:15] All right.

[01:19:16] So one more time.

[01:19:17] So the people are Harrison Ford Halle Berry James Marsden Patrick

[01:19:22] Stewart and Jessica Biel.

[01:19:24] I think we know who this is going to be but one two three throw them up to

[01:19:30] Oh it is a very firm solid BM with Halle Berry.

[01:19:35] Wow she she was in terrible movies and she was a terrible actress

[01:19:40] in both of those.

[01:19:41] So congratulations.

[01:19:43] Probably didn't one but maybe the other two were we should say

[01:19:46] Oscar winning actress Halle Berry.

[01:19:49] Yeah.

[01:19:50] The BM award goes to the Academy Award winning.

[01:19:54] That's true.

[01:19:55] The BM and lesser well known Razi goes to the Oscar award

[01:20:02] winning Halle Berry.

[01:20:14] And now for the the ultimate award of the of the night which is the

[01:20:22] Gilded BM but before we vote on that I just want to share with our

[01:20:29] listeners just a reminder that at the end of each mini season we

[01:20:34] voted on which of the four films from that season we thought was

[01:20:39] the best.

[01:20:40] And so I'll just tell you the winners of those for season one which

[01:20:46] was romantic comedies the winner was rhinestone which was chosen by

[01:20:52] Bracken but really the winner was me because I love that's true

[01:20:57] for season two which was the worst of the best the winner was Die

[01:21:07] another day also brought to us by Bracken for season three which

[01:21:12] was guilty pleasures the winner was Beastmaster brought to us by

[01:21:17] brand thank goodness and section got robbed and season four

[01:21:25] which was good actor bad movie the winner was stars and bars

[01:21:33] once again brought to us by Bracken.

[01:21:35] So thank you Bracken for bringing us all of the wonderfully bad

[01:21:38] movies.

[01:21:39] Sure.

[01:21:40] Okay it's my pleasure and that makes you the most exceptionally

[01:21:43] bad podcaster.

[01:21:44] I think so.

[01:21:45] I think so at least for this season.

[01:21:47] I think he should get mentioned for Lisa as well.

[01:21:49] Yes he did bring us Lisa which is it was a close one.

[01:21:53] Yes was quite the find.

[01:21:55] Yeah that was fantastic.

[01:21:57] Okay so now drum roll the guilt the the gilded BM the best award

[01:22:05] that you could win for being the most exceptionally bad movie of

[01:22:09] the season we've got some great nominees they are first

[01:22:15] rhinestone.

[01:22:17] Wait a second before you get into this yes I want to just make

[01:22:20] sure we mentioned in the episode in case okay new listeners

[01:22:23] oh yeah sure that when we say the BM award it's not it's not

[01:22:27] the Bracken Manion award.

[01:22:29] That's true I know I picked those three categories but it

[01:22:32] really stands for bad movies the bad movie award right.

[01:22:35] He just happens to be a gilded BM.

[01:22:38] I just maybe it's some kind of connection I don't know

[01:22:41] but it is the gilded bad movie awards.

[01:22:45] Yeah and we actually have a little gilded BM trophy

[01:22:48] that's here it's should that be your Halloween costume

[01:22:52] and you can be the gilded BM.

[01:22:55] Zero carrot gold just a t-shirt that says gilded.

[01:22:58] Yeah yeah it's just as gilded and it's the gilded BM.

[01:23:02] But yes this trophy is marvelous guys.

[01:23:05] Okay so I'm going to start over here with the nominees

[01:23:09] for the gilded BM we'll start with all about Steve

[01:23:15] then rhinestone die another day

[01:23:21] Lisa and stars and bars there's at least one from each season there.

[01:23:28] All right does anyone want to say anything about these movies

[01:23:32] why are these nominees.

[01:23:37] I'll talk about all about Steve go ahead so we may have

[01:23:41] mentioned her at some point in the show about the deaf kids

[01:23:44] falling down a sinkhole.

[01:23:46] You ruined Ben.

[01:23:50] I mean so yeah I just I just want to point out that

[01:23:56] it's a terrible movie but there are enough oddball things in it

[01:24:01] that grab your attention so there's that there's the

[01:24:05] there's the child with the three legs yes and there's a

[01:24:08] contingent of the people that want to name it Peggy.

[01:24:11] It's a girl.

[01:24:17] There's this much.

[01:24:19] There's this sudden hurricane.

[01:24:25] And so there's just it's such a fun it's so it's bad it is a

[01:24:29] bad movie but it's so there's so many kids kind of wild

[01:24:32] things in it like her job like we should do a category

[01:24:35] for terrible like most unbelievable jobs like she was

[01:24:38] the crossword puzzle writer for some small Sacramento paper.

[01:24:44] And I totally forgot about she wrote she wrote a whole

[01:24:48] crossword puzzle called all about Steve and all of the

[01:24:51] questions were about Steve's favorite color and what color

[01:24:54] he's got the best eyes so it's a great eye color.

[01:24:58] She had met him for like 25 minutes.

[01:25:00] Yes right before the date got abruptly ended.

[01:25:03] So it is a very bad but very memorable film.

[01:25:09] Alright rhinestone Bracken do you want to tell us sure.

[01:25:13] Rhinestones so you've got Dolly Parton as a country western

[01:25:16] singer you know what it's a stretch I think this was

[01:25:21] her second or third this was after this was after nine

[01:25:24] to five nine to five and I think the best little

[01:25:28] whorehouse in Texas. Okay I think this was her third movie

[01:25:32] and then you've got I mean it's the it's the it's a

[01:25:37] reimagining of the the my fair lady yes right whether

[01:25:41] it but the genders are swapped she's got it and yeah

[01:25:45] you've got Sylvester Stallone as the unpolished cab

[01:25:49] driver New York cab driver who you know she's

[01:25:53] she's got to try and make over as a country western

[01:25:55] singer I mean he can't sing. I mean he sings what is it

[01:26:00] drinking? Drinking Stein is the best.

[01:26:03] He does take her up to his apartment to show her

[01:26:06] his big organ and he can play his organ really well

[01:26:12] for her. At a funeral.

[01:26:15] At a funeral so when I say organ I mean like an organ

[01:26:19] like a piano organ like a. He lives in a funeral home.

[01:26:22] Not the double entendre that was intended for the line

[01:26:26] in the movie but he has to climb up like a fire escape

[01:26:30] to get to it his apartment and I mean there's a lot of

[01:26:36] random scenes in this movie where you know they're they

[01:26:39] finally he agrees to be you know try to learn how to

[01:26:43] be a country western singer and like a week or do they

[01:26:46] have a week or two weeks or something. Yeah and

[01:26:49] he's in I think go to Atlanta they spend time traveling

[01:26:53] to somewhere in the in the south and he tries to hit a

[01:26:59] ride to town to get a drink or something. That's right

[01:27:02] there's this truck driver who's just like this is the

[01:27:05] it's like it was up there with that scene from where

[01:27:09] they were in the crazy town where oh yeah Jim Cota Jim

[01:27:12] Cota it was up there like where this is just out

[01:27:15] of left field. It's up with the vacuum scene from

[01:27:17] back in me and then actually I remember hearing some cast

[01:27:21] members saying they actually like some of the songs that

[01:27:23] they were singing in the movie which was kind of you

[01:27:26] know they have some songs dispersed in the movie where

[01:27:29] it was actually enjoyable so this movie is just

[01:27:31] incredibly out of left field surprisingly fun and

[01:27:35] it's bad and our listeners if you have not done

[01:27:38] it go to YouTube and look up Drinkin Stein and

[01:27:42] watch the video of Sylvester Stallone and check out

[01:27:47] his outfit that he's wearing. This is where he's got the

[01:27:50] two coon skin hat and like he's just hanging around and

[01:27:54] he's just like he's not happy at all but he's singing

[01:27:57] Drinkin Stein. And he's very stiff and like stomping

[01:28:00] while he sings. It's probably the best scene.

[01:28:03] And we haven't even talked about his rhinestone cowboy

[01:28:06] outfit. Oh yes. Or the fact that he starts to think

[01:28:10] that he could actually make it as a country western

[01:28:12] center and gets enough fight about it with Dolly Parton

[01:28:15] and it's just crazy. So well every year in December

[01:28:19] I sign up and do this thing called the 12 days of Yeti

[01:28:22] which is this with Yeti ultra runners or you do these

[01:28:25] kind of random things like this day you're going to

[01:28:28] run your slowest mile ever you know like you have

[01:28:31] to technically be moving or whatever but one of the

[01:28:33] days this last December was you have to memorize

[01:28:36] the Dolly Parton song. Okay. And I looked and since she

[01:28:40] wrote it technically Drinkin Stein is a Dolly Parton

[01:28:44] song so I walked around that day learning I can't do it now

[01:28:47] but learning and singing the lyrics to Drinkin Stein.

[01:28:49] I love it. As part of that and I was like hey

[01:28:51] technically this is correct. Yeah. Nice. That is awesome.

[01:28:55] Alright. Die another day. What do we have to say

[01:28:58] about that? This thing is like if you took a bunch

[01:29:03] of Bond scripts chopped them all up through them on the floor

[01:29:06] and then just pick randomly pick them up. They have like

[01:29:09] five villains there's two Bond girls and they're never

[01:29:13] in neither of them are really Bond girls. They're their

[01:29:16] own killer assassins. One of the villains is a diamond

[01:29:19] in the rough. Well it's he's got diamonds in the

[01:29:23] rough of his face which like I've got to gripe

[01:29:27] with that like they have the technology to turn

[01:29:29] a Korean dude into a very British looking white dude

[01:29:32] but don't have the technology to use tweezers

[01:29:35] and just pop a couple of them diamonds out of his face.

[01:29:39] True that.

[01:29:41] It's true.

[01:29:42] What about what about the what about the fact

[01:29:48] that that car is like goes invisible.

[01:29:51] Perfect for the ice. Yeah. And then the guy runs

[01:29:54] and then they're in this giant building city town

[01:29:57] that's made completely of ice. Ice. Yeah.

[01:30:00] That's like where did how do they do this? Yeah.

[01:30:03] Yeah. And space lasers. Like it's like a hotel

[01:30:05] where they actually would stay overnight. I don't

[01:30:08] understand. The satellite like a giant solar panel.

[01:30:11] It was. Yeah. They haven't used that in a prior

[01:30:14] James Bond movie.

[01:30:16] True. Just recycle them. True that.

[01:30:21] Yeah. All right. Lisa again a young teenage

[01:30:28] girl. Why are you guys piling on Lisa?

[01:30:31] We love this movie. Lisa is exceptionally bad.

[01:30:35] There was no. I love it. I think I just said

[01:30:38] it was bad. No. It's a bad movie but it is

[01:30:41] exceptionally bad because it is just unbelievable

[01:30:44] how. Yeah. I mean the plot that somebody

[01:30:47] thought this is. Yeah. I mean it's

[01:30:49] enjoyable. Like how this got made. Well acted.

[01:30:52] You know what. Oh go ahead. Oh I just the fact

[01:30:55] that it's your that it's your guilty pleasure

[01:30:58] is part of what got it for me like. And grossing

[01:31:01] well isn't it supposed to be when you watch

[01:31:03] with your daughters. Like as that's right.

[01:31:05] It's a cautionary tale coming of age. Yeah.

[01:31:08] It's good parenting. You know how we're always

[01:31:10] making up like plots to boring movies. Right.

[01:31:13] I and we always joke about saying we should

[01:31:15] make a movie about that. Yeah. I feel

[01:31:17] like this is the subplot that we invented

[01:31:20] for a wholesome like coming of age story.

[01:31:23] And somebody was like holy crap I could make

[01:31:25] a lot of money with that movie.

[01:31:28] It was so great because we thought she was

[01:31:30] the villain for a long time. Like

[01:31:32] unironically we were like wait is she

[01:31:34] the bad guy. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:31:37] Okay the last one stars and bars.

[01:31:41] What do we have to say about that.

[01:31:43] I just keep saying Daniel Day Lewis

[01:31:45] Joan Kuzack kissing in a comedy

[01:31:48] with Lori Metcalf. This is fun.

[01:31:51] Yeah. So here's where is it.

[01:31:53] Let me just do tell the audience

[01:31:56] to yourself a favor go to YouTube.

[01:31:58] Look up the hotel scenes and the

[01:32:01] funeral scene from this movie.

[01:32:03] And that's really all you need to see.

[01:32:05] Yep. Yep. I mean there are other

[01:32:07] things that are kind of funny in it

[01:32:08] but like those are the two saving

[01:32:10] graces of films the funeral and

[01:32:12] the hotel. Yeah. I think that for me

[01:32:15] this film was one of those that was

[01:32:17] bordering on is it just bad or is it

[01:32:20] exceptionally bad and those two scenes

[01:32:22] convinced me that it's exceptionally

[01:32:24] bad because also you know how dedicated

[01:32:27] Daniel Day Lewis is to his work right

[01:32:30] and I mean I don't think he was sure

[01:32:33] what he was doing on this one.

[01:32:35] Isn't the definition for an exceptionally

[01:32:37] bad movie where it ends with people

[01:32:40] jumping in midair and it just like

[01:32:42] stopping freeze spring. That's right.

[01:32:44] I mean is that kind of a hallmark of

[01:32:46] an exceptionally bad movie? Yeah.

[01:32:48] As long as it's prequel running down

[01:32:50] at New York. I thought he was being

[01:32:52] chased by the he's chased but he like

[01:32:54] jumps up and he's like in midair

[01:32:56] freezes they're running away because

[01:32:57] guys are it's chasing him to kill

[01:32:59] him. It's the dude it's the brother.

[01:33:01] Oh yeah that's right. It's the coach

[01:33:03] from coach from from remember

[01:33:05] the Titans he's chasing because he's

[01:33:07] trying to find the the teenage

[01:33:08] the little girl. Yeah. Oh man

[01:33:11] we have no idea what happens there.

[01:33:13] Do you know I find it interesting that

[01:33:15] for me at least there are in this

[01:33:18] list three movies that prior to this

[01:33:21] season I had never even heard of.

[01:33:23] Yep like I didn't even know they

[01:33:25] exist. Which ones? Uh rhinestone

[01:33:27] Lisa and stars and bars. Oh wow.

[01:33:29] Okay from from this list like I

[01:33:31] haven't heard about also stars and

[01:33:34] bars don't surprise me. Yeah.

[01:33:36] Yeah. I remember when you brought it

[01:33:39] up and I was like wait is that a real

[01:33:41] thing you're joking right. Wait did

[01:33:43] you say Sylvester Stallone and Dolly

[01:33:45] Parton. I don't know. Yeah. Okay

[01:33:48] so let's vote the options once again

[01:33:52] are all about Steve. Rhinestone

[01:33:56] die another day Lisa and stars

[01:33:59] and bars. And the gilded BM goes

[01:34:02] to. Rhinestone die another day

[01:34:07] and they call it. Drinking

[01:34:10] Stein.

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[01:35:00] Good bye friends. Bad movies

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[01:35:10] Ugh that was terrible can we fix

[01:35:13] that in post?